if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
(Source: tushings, via zackisontumblr)
- Doctor who:
lets try to understand this beautiful misunderstood creature.
- Sherlock:
lets figure out this creepy bastard.
- Supernatural:
lets shoot this fugly son of a bitch.
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Yes.
Good.
You go, boy.
(via 053755)
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
That is exactly what happened.
(via humoristics)
